Two Days Without Food or Water…I mean, a Phone

Posted in: Blog- Apr 27, 2012 2 Comments

So. Some of you may know that my Blackberry chose to end its short, turbulent life by jumping into my bath the other afternoon (I know that “afternoon bath” equals bragging – but I was so excited to sneak away!). Thug the Elder was at baseball practice (endlessly at baseball practice). Thug the Younger was […]

Hormoans…and Girls

Posted in: Blog- Apr 19, 2012 No Comments

Yes, I know. Hormones is spelled incorrectly. Are you going to argue with me, a woman of a certain…certain? Because while yesterday I felt like jumping off a building and taking everyone with me, today I feel just peachy. No, it’s not a good hair day or even a good shower day. I had dinner […]

My Complicated (Clipper) Relationship

Posted in: Blog- Apr 17, 2012 1 Comment

Among the few things you should know about me…I love me my Clippers. I go to every game I can – to me, it’s like meditation – I forget my troubles. There’s no one to cook for or bathe, or admonish for not doing homework. I don’t know how the story’s going to end. It’s […]

Wasbands And Wives: Seven Reasons To Stay Married -Huffington Post

Posted in: Blog, Huffington Post- Apr 17, 2012 4 Comments

  Divorce sucks. I mean, it really sucks. Got kids? If so, don’t do it. You probably think you have no reason to listen to me. I’d agree if we were talking about shifting weather patterns or why Lil’ Wayne has diamonds instead of front teeth. But, hey, I’ve lived a pretty long time — […]